Schlong Commander

Schlong Commander is an adults-only programming puzzle game. You don't steer the craft — you program it. Snap drag-and-drop code blocks together (move, rotate, loop, wait, branch, react to events) and send a tiny spacecraft with a very specific payload on its way to the woman on the landing pad. Get her to the top of the climax meter, beat each challenge's par time and block count, and earn stars that unlock new crafts and blocks.​